A person who is stupid and entirely tedious at the same time. Many times they are oblivious to their own mental incapacity.
by FRizzo September 16, 2005
Get the dolt mug.Verb (dʊts): to dootz something is to do something in a manner that is vigorous or swift. To dootz anything usually also means to complete that task, or some positive effect has been achieved over-all.
(This may be particularly Australian slang)
(This may be particularly Australian slang)
1: "I'm going to dootz some housework."
2: "My TV is working way better now after I gave it a dootz"
3: "I'm so gonna dootz my girlfriend later!"
2: "My TV is working way better now after I gave it a dootz"
3: "I'm so gonna dootz my girlfriend later!"
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1. Mistake; screwup; shenanigan.
2. Clumsy, awkward, or uncomfortable individual or establishment with no social skill, tact, or appropriateness.
3. Typographical or spelling error.
(v):
4. To mess something up, whether royally or in a minor way.
(adj):
5. A way to describe someone/something with qualities having to do with or related to a doltez.
1. Mistake; screwup; shenanigan.
2. Clumsy, awkward, or uncomfortable individual or establishment with no social skill, tact, or appropriateness.
3. Typographical or spelling error.
(v):
4. To mess something up, whether royally or in a minor way.
(adj):
5. A way to describe someone/something with qualities having to do with or related to a doltez.
(n):
1. Thanksgiving dinner was a doltez. I passed out in the laundry basket again and someone wrote "THINK ABOUT IT" on my face.
2. Helen said the guy she was setting me up with was nice, but he kicked my shins under the table the whole time with his Tevas and texted his dad and was generally a doltez!
3. I passed out from the pain before the tattoo guy finished my "ASSASSIN" tattoo and now I just got "ASSASS" written on my back! Total doltez!
4. Man, I just know I'm gonna doltez that 9/11 mural. I can't draw no crying eagle!
5. Is my resume bad? I posted that shit on Monster.com but only doltez employers ever call me. As if I would ever go work for someone whose business is "Scaggy's Escort Service and Laundromat."
1. Thanksgiving dinner was a doltez. I passed out in the laundry basket again and someone wrote "THINK ABOUT IT" on my face.
2. Helen said the guy she was setting me up with was nice, but he kicked my shins under the table the whole time with his Tevas and texted his dad and was generally a doltez!
3. I passed out from the pain before the tattoo guy finished my "ASSASSIN" tattoo and now I just got "ASSASS" written on my back! Total doltez!
4. Man, I just know I'm gonna doltez that 9/11 mural. I can't draw no crying eagle!
5. Is my resume bad? I posted that shit on Monster.com but only doltez employers ever call me. As if I would ever go work for someone whose business is "Scaggy's Escort Service and Laundromat."
by shirley boom December 23, 2010
Get the doltez mug.Dolts are not necessarily stupid people, but engage in stupid actions or make stupid comments. Others around them would define their actions as dumb, spaced-out, or uneducated. Dolts often "speak to soon" as their stupid actions are often preventable.
by EAMET December 11, 2009
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