A Dole Bludging Step Watt is someone who is more than capable of working but chooses to bludge off the government for money he did not earn
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by Home slice December 23, 2004
Get the Sco & Dole mug.When you are busy handing out Centrelink payments to people 'job seeking' you may as well play hide and seek with that payment.
Where to hide the dole cheque? Under the shit cunt's workboots.
Where to hide the dole cheque? Under the shit cunt's workboots.
"I've been playing dole bludger hide and seek with this fuckwit for a few months now, cunt has no clue"
by thriftybuggar December 4, 2011
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A phrase popularized by Mike Skinner of The Streets uk band, highlighting the idea that being ob benefits in the UK can sometimes be a surprisingly good and enjoyable lifestyle. It’s all about having the freedom to party, take drugs, drink every day, have plenty of sex if you want, have fun, if you know how to work, play the the system and have a bit of a good side hussle, you can live it it large in the UK rent-free like it says in the song lyrics the life of a geezer a is pretty cushy time nowadays in modern Britain., in 2025, with no job career basically it's something for nothing .
A phrase popularized by Mike Skinner of The Streets uk band, highlighting the idea that being ob benefits in the UK can sometimes be a surprisingly good and enjoyable lifestyle. It’s all about having the freedom to party, take drugs, drink every day, have plenty of sex if you want, have fun, if you know how to work, play the the system and have a bit of a good side hussle, you can live it it large in the UK rent-free like it says in the song lyrics the life of a geezer a is pretty cushy time nowadays in modern Britain., in 2025, with no job career basically it's something for nothing .
Lee, Frank, I've got something to tell you Bruv.
Frank: What is it you sound worried?
Lees: I've lost my job, Bruv
Frank: That's terrible bruv od ear.
Lee: Shut up Fank LOL. I hated that job, Bruv now I'm going to party like a rock star. Happy days bruv. Drugs, sex, and on the dole here I come Bruv.
Frank LOL.
Frank: What is it you sound worried?
Lees: I've lost my job, Bruv
Frank: That's terrible bruv od ear.
Lee: Shut up Fank LOL. I hated that job, Bruv now I'm going to party like a rock star. Happy days bruv. Drugs, sex, and on the dole here I come Bruv.
Frank LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 1, 2025
Get the Drugs, sex, and on the dole mug.An economic migrant from eastern Europe to the UK who, unlike the hardworking majority of newcomers, just dosses about claiming every benefit they can blag. The eastern European equivalent of the chav/scally/ned.
They can normally be distinguished by their habits of chain smoking, swigging the cheapest cans of beer their local off licence sells and pissing in suburban streets from mid-afternoon onwards. While wearing clothes from the early 90s.
They're especially prominent in the north-east London areas of Tottenham and Walthamstow, from where they clog up the Victoria line trains.
Male specimens tend to facially resemble red potatoes with buzzcuts if it's been sunny recently, while females inevitably have a look of Vladimir Putin about them.
They can normally be distinguished by their habits of chain smoking, swigging the cheapest cans of beer their local off licence sells and pissing in suburban streets from mid-afternoon onwards. While wearing clothes from the early 90s.
They're especially prominent in the north-east London areas of Tottenham and Walthamstow, from where they clog up the Victoria line trains.
Male specimens tend to facially resemble red potatoes with buzzcuts if it's been sunny recently, while females inevitably have a look of Vladimir Putin about them.
"Cool, there's a couple of seats free on the tube."
"Shit, it's next to a gang of pissed-up Doleskis. Let's stand up in the next carriage eh, they probably smell of wee."
"Shit, it's next to a gang of pissed-up Doleskis. Let's stand up in the next carriage eh, they probably smell of wee."
by Skoptsie July 12, 2007
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Someone who claims DSS benefits whilst sitting on their asses all day, and watching bad daytime TV, hooked up to the satelite dish that they got to keep their 9 kids quiet... And living off a diet of Kebab (see Yakult) Super-Lager and Trisha on channel 5.
See : Greenock, Gippo
Someone who claims DSS benefits whilst sitting on their asses all day, and watching bad daytime TV, hooked up to the satelite dish that they got to keep their 9 kids quiet... And living off a diet of Kebab (see Yakult) Super-Lager and Trisha on channel 5.
See : Greenock, Gippo
1.) Son - "Haw, Maw, I wannae go tae college an become a
pure mad rocket scientist an' that...
Whit dae ye hink Maw?
Mother - "Naw, ya pure maddie... You're gonnae be
Dolescum just like yer Da!
...Get yer arse doon the buroo tae sign
oan ya wee scumbag!"
pure mad rocket scientist an' that...
Whit dae ye hink Maw?
Mother - "Naw, ya pure maddie... You're gonnae be
Dolescum just like yer Da!
...Get yer arse doon the buroo tae sign
oan ya wee scumbag!"
by Scott Kerr April 1, 2006
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