doghouse

Where you are, right now.

"Phil is in the doghouse for having such a cavalier attitude about dissertations."

doghouse by emcee2 March 9, 2008

doghouse

slang term for a bass guitar or a stand up bass. usually in reference to being played in rock, blues or jazz.

hey sucka! Git up on that doghouse and let's take off! (pick up your bass guitar and let's improvise some music)

doghouse by david Horowitz November 29, 2006

doghouse

a show with a bald guy who thinks hes black and another drunk guy who repeats what schwoogie says,also for somereason its hysterical to them when some1 says eat fresh..proably cause like to eat fresh man ass

the doghouse is the shithouse

doghouse by fffffffrunkis September 30, 2006

Doghouse

When you get in Trouble

Oh dayum your in the doghouse

Doghouse by Shaneshagscats October 19, 2019

Doghouse

Is a word to describe someone who is lack of skill. Pathetic. Lowest of the lows.

Reagan ' 1v1 re light?'
Light ' I just kicked your ass! You a doghouse. No doghouse lvl players'.

Doghouse by LGXLIGHT January 13, 2023

Doghouse

Doghouse is used when you are under house arrest

Hey did you hear about Scotty Doghouse Longo?

Doghouse by Pumpkineater_69 July 31, 2023

doghouse roses 

When you've fucked up and pissed of your wife/girlfriend or whomever, you go buy some expensive roses, shower, shave, and put on a clean shirt, and show up at the offended party's house or apt., with the appropriate hangdog expression and present her with said roses, and ask forgiveness, and try to convincingly promise never to do it again. If you're lucky and she's sweeter than your dogass deserves, she'll accept the roses, invite you in, and you'll have hot makeup sex. From a collection of short stories of the same name by musician Steve Earle.

Wife's sister: "You stupid piece of shit, you've really pissed her off this time. If she kicks your sorry ass out, you richly deserve it!
You: "I know, I know. Do you think she'll accept this expensive bottle of wine and bouquet of doghouse roses?
Wife's sister: "I wouldn't but she might."

doghouse roses by lexiphanic February 20, 2010