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dogfucking

Wasting time, lazing around, procrastinating. When you're supposed to be somewhere, and you're late, you're dogfucking.
Note this definition has nothing to do with actually having sex with canines.
Guy #1: Is Dave coming?
Guy #2: Who knows how long he'll be, he's been dogfucking all day.
by Turbonator November 22, 2005
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You haven't even started working on your essay yet? Honestly, you're the biggest dogfucker I've ever seen.
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That bitch got the dogFuck gap
by Eldrifto April 29, 2019
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An aircraft electrician serving the Royal Air Force.
WHY?
Because they do, there is an urban myth in the RAF that recounts a tale of an aircraft electrician that was caught having sex with a dog.
Pilot: I ave a problem with the NR indicator.
Line Swine: I'll get a dogfucker to come and have a look at it for you
by Not a DF April 11, 2007
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To be doing shit-all at work when it is expected to get something done.
"John is a dogfucker, have you even seen him in the last two hours?"

"Whats going on dogfucks?"

"What were you doing, out dogfucking?"
by Weldyweldy December 23, 2011
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From an old one line joke, To Mess up Completely
Here's the punchline, "He was so messed up, he sent his wife out in the yard to play with the kids, went up stairs, and fucked the dog."

In the book, "The Right Stuff" After his space capsule sank, Astronaut Gus Grissom didn't recieve the full honors accorded to Al Shepard, because with the sinking, Grissom, "screwed the pooch." e.g. dogfuck
by Sir Veyr January 16, 2010
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A complete total piece of shit; lamer; slacker; retard; a piece of dogshit; tarded; tard.
You're a sad excuse for a piece of dogfuck.
by Bill Brett April 14, 2006
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