I'm so horny I could eat dogfood.
by John Tapley September 25, 2007
When you take your dog on a car trip but don't realize you've been sitting in dog food for about two hundred miles.
My dad had the worst case of dogfood ass I've ever seen, it was a crusty, brown mass obscenely clinging to his white denim pants.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 30, 2017
by punkdtn May 17, 2006
1. A old school scam used by bums to get money by using a can of dog food and a can of cornbeef and hash. The can of dog food is emptied and cleaned out and the cornbeef is placed in the dogfood can. The bum then sits outside a grocery store eating from the dogfood can and is given money by strangers that think the poor bum is eating dogfood.
2. Any scam where a bum lowers himself to a unethical level, such as pretending to have no legs.
2. Any scam where a bum lowers himself to a unethical level, such as pretending to have no legs.
Ford: Well the car is busted and I'm out of money.
porch: I have a couple of dollars. Lets get some cornbeef and some alpo and pull the dogfood scam.
Ford: Heheh, the dogfood scam, I'll get my bum suit out of the trunk.
porch: I have a couple of dollars. Lets get some cornbeef and some alpo and pull the dogfood scam.
Ford: Heheh, the dogfood scam, I'll get my bum suit out of the trunk.
by Ford Lawnmower October 21, 2007
When a mushy, wet substance (like the consistency of wet dog food) vaguely retains it's shape after leaving its container, commonly associated with a wet pop sound when it lands on something.
by Tin-can Trash Man January 29, 2022
The sexual act of licking and eating shit/clinkers from another persons arsehole. Thus creating a similar image of a dog having its tea.
My girlfriend had a shit last night, but didn’t wipe properly so I ended up dogfooding her all night.
by Passmore69 July 03, 2020