dog balls

An Eight on any single hole in golf.

Damn, I missed my putt. That makes it a Dog Balls

by Adam Ray October 25, 2006

dog balls

In the poker variant of Texas Hold 'em, Dog Balls refers to holding pocket 8's (two 8's) as your hole cards. Superstitiously viewed as an unusually difficult hand to crack(beat).

I decided it was my time to go "all in" when I was dealt the dog balls.

by Robby Cross March 3, 2008

dog-balls

when your nuts get behind your thighs on the butthole side when your legs are closed. kinda of like "the brain" but instead of using your hand your legs are doing the work. very inconvenient when you sit down or someone hits you from behind.

guy1-dude what's wrong?
guy2-i sat down when i had dog-balls on accident.
guy1-Ooo that shit is brutal.

by ---kris--- January 7, 2009

dog balls

When your scrotum is shriveled up and feels wrinkly and tight

Typically happens when it’s cold

“Ah shoot I have the dog balls again!”

by PLPLPLPLP December 21, 2021

dog balls

Eight marks in a game of American Darts (baseball).

Woodcock splashed 2 trips and buried a double for dog balls.

by GrimCT January 31, 2008

dog balls

foolish insolent talk; see wordBULLSHIT

shut the fuck up, that is pure dogballs!

by pedestrian April 18, 2003

dog balls busy

When your so damn busy that it reminds you of a dog gettin' way busy on his dog balls.

I was so dog balls busy that my dog balls busted a nut.

by logan campass December 18, 2005