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Dogineer

As society evolves, so do the creatures that live in that society. Dogs have grown from wild and savage to domestic.

2017 is the beginning of a new generation. Dogs have the intelligence to become an Engineer.
Engineer #1: I heard the new engineer is super cute!
Engineer #2: Yeah! He is a Dogineer.
Engineer #1: What is a Dogineer?

Engineer #2: A dog that is an Engineer.

Dogineer: Woof!
by fantasticAaron November 6, 2017
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urban dictioneer

A person who makes entries into the offbeat children's website Urban Dictionary urbandictionary.com

Normally, they are individuals who think they are far funnier than they actually are, entries to the dictionary often reflect this.

They sometimes vary in forms and one may come across the pisstaker variety, whereby they make an entry in the urban dictionary, simply to ridicule other urban dictioneers.

It is somewhat a mystery how urban dictioneers are capable of converting electronic writing into actual excrement.
please see previous entry for an example of an urban dictioneer
by Master George January 27, 2007
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Douchineer

Someone who is such a douche that they clearly were one of the people who engineered the douche. Used when "douche rocket" does not suffice.
He Just popped his collar and proceeded to get drunk and have sex with all three of my best friends, and their mothers! What a Douchineer!
by JBroms June 18, 2011
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