Docta Dick is an omega chad with a 12 inch dingaling. He spends most of his time saving bitches from broke ass niggas while also destroying them sexually with his thunderous cock. He's got a PHD in sexology, is also a professional gynecologist, and is always willing to help a bitch with pussy problems (not that there will be any problems while he is around). He currently holds the Guinness world record for fucking the most playboy playmates in a single day. He is the worlds greatest Smash Bros player and mains Pac-Man because only big dick people main Pac-Man. When he's not busy bare knuckle boxing professional fighters for fun, he enjoys reading the books of Mark Twain (first editions by the way) and smoking the finest and most expensive Cuban cigars (many of which were given to him by Fidel Castro). He is a connoisseur of films and doesn't watch anime because he feels anime is fucking gay. He has a homosexual Portuguese friend named Russ who is a mechanical humanoid. Russ is basically a retarded C-3PO on wheels but with skin and the world's largest dubbed anime collection (which mainly consists of many copies of Vampire Knight and Sword Art Online). Docta Dick is widely considered to be the "quintessential intellectual" by many of the great academics all over the world. He is determined to make the world a better place by destroying Zionism and purging Zionists from this great Earth because someone has to do it.
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A portmanteau describing a terminally-degreed person having no common sense and minimal social skills.
My professor is a doctard
by Super_G April 24, 2016
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A medical person who takes pleasure in bossing other people around, using her/his level of seniority. Apparently is an ?expert with regards to treatment of COVID. Does not see any patient with COVID by themselves, but makes others see on their behalf.
DOCTATOR - mixture of (DOCTOR and DICTATOR)
A medical person who takes pleasure in bossing other people around, using her/his level of seniority. Apparently is an ?expert with regards to treatment of COVID. Does not see any patient with COVID by themselves, but makes others see on their behalf.
DOCTATOR - mixture of (DOCTOR and DICTATOR)
That doctor who has not attempted to see a single patient with suspected COVID is forcing me to treat this patient. That person is a real ‘Covid Doctator’.
by Subserventmedic June 23, 2020
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The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body.
The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body.
My DoctaBu is sore from last night.
by Mr. Dassbaba May 13, 2005
Get the DoctaBu mug.1. A doctor or med student who wears his medical coat and stethascope around in public to impress people and get noticed. A combination of the words doctor and retard.
2. A person who thinks that becoming a doctor is the end all, be all of existance.
2. A person who thinks that becoming a doctor is the end all, be all of existance.
by doctor_evil_69 February 21, 2003
Get the doctard mug.the dictatorship of doctors; the system of medical coercion that includes the mandatory methods of treatment enforced by hospitals and insurance companies. A patient has no choice. Medical totalitarianism.
They oblige me to follow this course of treatment because it is most profitable for the clinic. Doctatorship is no less dangerous for the society than political dictatorship is. We live under the regime of medical fascism.
by Mike March 30, 2008
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