Docker

a mixture between a townie and a poser. a docker will be between the age of 15 and 20, pretend to be hard as nails and wear the usual checked ben sherman or burberry, trousers and kickers. hair gel slapped on by the gallon and combed straight forward.

'look at that stupid docker!!! '

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

Docker

the act of sticking two fingers in a male's anus and one (exaggerated) in the urethra.

man: you look hot tonight

person 2: you're turning me on.... i think tonight i'll give you the docker

man: excellent.

by livethefunlife November 12, 2010

Docker

A Gay Homosexual from Northern England Preferably Liverpool

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

dockers

Part of Craprate America's uniform. Also used as a mind control tool to keep its employees down and stupid. Designed to make you look fat and less intelligent than well-heeled C-level executives.

Hey, did you get the new memo?
Yeah, no more jeans. Dockers and polo shirts.
Wonder if we should sing when they put the chains on?

by dethscul August 13, 2005

dockerization

The conversion of units of matter into units of docker containers.

As the buildup of dark matter and dark energy in our universe continues to accelerate, so too will the buildup of docker containers continue to accelerate. Eventually, the two opposing forces will grow so vast and so unweildy that, in one grand intergalactic battle that will shatter the very nature of our universe, one force will reign supreme and overtake every facet of our reality. So, what will be the fate of our universe?--a heat death or complete and utter dockerization--we'll just have to wait and see.

by Bad C dev February 5, 2022

dockers

An afl team experiencing currently in white hot form. most commonly known as the underachiever, finally "kicking ass" in the league but still receiving feeble negative comments from supporters of rival homosexual club the west coast eagles, such as "eagles are better cos we won the premiership 12 years ago".....need i say more

"man what was the team who just belted the eagles by 10 goals?"
"ohh that was the dockers, there fucking awesome"

by mr bruce September 4, 2006

docker

A homsexual male who enjoys taking it up the arse. also gains pleasure from shoving metal rods up his urethra and like to participate in doing this with other males.

1st Man: "Ur a twat!"
2nd Man: "Well ur a Docker!"
1st Man: "Thats Fuckin harsh!!"

by Fred Jameson A.K.A Docker Hater June 9, 2004