El Dorito

Legendary Left wing back who represented Ireland in underage before declaring for Mexico at senior level. Career highlights include winning two CONCACAF Gold Cups, one Mexican Primera Division, four Airtricity League Titles, one Barclays Premier League Runners Up Medal and scoring a goal in the 2007 U19s European Championship third place playoff match.

I felt bad for El Dorito when the Tottenham Hotspur fans booed him off the pitch for injuring Jermaine Jenas.

by cheesy454 July 25, 2021

Dorito Dick

When you are eating Doritios while masturbating and your penis gets Dorito dust all over it

Dude, I got the worst case of Dorito Dick last night. I was eating Doritos and watching TV when Wild Things came on. I looked down after the swimming pool scene and my dick looked like a 9 inch Cheeto.

by Harry Moe Lester February 27, 2015

doitsuism

Doitsuism is a fan-made religion based and surrounding the show, Hetalia's character, Doitsu, or better off known as Germany. People who follow this religion may call themselves 'Doitsuists'. The religion's anthem is 'Shine Bright Like a Doitsu', as you may have guessed is an adaption of 'Shine Bright Like a Diamond'. The laws of Doitsuism my be found on the Doitsuism Wiki page.

It is important for Doitsuists to hail the all mighty potato and respect tomatoes as well. It is prohibited to insult other people's ships, even if you, yourself dislike them. Any evil (The Eye-Browed One and his Creatures) may be warded off by 20 hail Doitsus, which are push-ups.

In order to find out if one is truly a follower of doitsuism, gently say to them, 'shine bright'. If they reply with 'like a doistu', they are most likely a follower. If not, they may regard you as crazy. -taken off the Doitsuism wiki

by CimmicCimmicaCocoa, its.a.toas February 2, 2018

dorito selection

Scanning the depths of an open bag of Doritos in search for prey. Instead of the old or infirm, the hunter is after the Dorito weighted down with the most cheese.

Wife: Chet, the bag says that these Doritos are 20%

cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't

found a single one laden with what I would call

more cheese.

Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a

bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You

had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure

that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag

with your roommates.

by Genomatic September 23, 2009

Dority

Surname of a powerful, yet benevolent royal family of Northern Ireland. Derived from O'Doherty, and mangled at Ellis Island in the mid- 1800s. This name denotes strength, wisdom, good looks, and effortless awesomeness. Many strive to become Dority-esque, but fail miserably.

Most families have come to terms with the fact that they'll never compare to the Dority family.

by BN718 October 6, 2010

Dorito breath

The aroma caused by consuming a fresh package of Doritos. The smell of a persons breath is multiplied by the b.o.-like scent that Doritos contain. This lingers long after the consumer has finished eating the chips. Dorito breath is most apparent after eating the nacho cheese flavored Doritos.

Do not kiss your significant other while sporting Dorito breath.

I don't like eating Doritos because they give me Dorito breath.

Damn, I can smell your Dorito breath from all the way over here!

by KrunkAssWhitey August 6, 2009

Doritos right-of-way

N. Occurs when two or more people reach into an open bag of Doritos at the same time. The person who has eaten the least Doritos has the right-of-way.

*two guys reach for Doritos*

Guy 1: Oh sorry dude go ahead.

Guy 2: Nah bro you got the Doritos right-of-way.

by Thesaucyfireball December 7, 2013