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Do you even lift bro?

Male greeting. Used most often among a group in a chat room. Depending on the answer, the person will be judged to be "in" or "out". This is normally followed by an extended boasting session. However, the boasting is reversed and as a person is accepted into the group, a tall tale is told about them.
Cyborg walks into a room and says "Hey everyone"
Nova responds with "Hey Bro"
Cyborg say "Do you even lift bro?"
Adabear says "I lifted your mom last night, does that count?"
**Now accepted as part of the group**
Cyborg says "Adabear is so big he once lifted the ocean, just cause he dropped his sunglasses while Jetskiing!"

After appropriate laughter, this continues as a greting
by Adabear September 2, 2013
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A Do Bronx Win

To undeservingly win a fantasy matchup in which you score drastically below the league average.
I could really use a Do Bronx Win this week.
by meadowpondsfantasy October 9, 2024
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do ur bros

steve: i do ur mom last night
bill: i do ur bros last night
by soulkiller6797 March 11, 2019
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Do a Dan Brown

To take anothers idea and use it for ones own personal or financial gain.
As with Dan Brown ripping his Da Vinci Code book from the book the Holy Blood and the Holy Grail, many names and references translating identically.
"It was my idea to improve our sales targets but that little shit decided to do a Dan Brown and now he's got all the glory."
by DeadlyDazza December 15, 2008
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do'n the broom

To give or receive oral sex from a man that has a moustache.
by newo sivart March 18, 2006
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do it up brown

To do a thing completely or leave nothing to chance.
Likely related to fully cooking meat until it is very well done.
May have roots in California and has been in use since at least the 1930's.
I got word that the CEO and some of his his staff will be at our fundraiser so we need to do it up brown!
by rubberknife August 15, 2021
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