diving

Patronising establishments beneath your financial & social station, typically when already drunk from having a few at your local or some other more decent place. Usually done in multiple locations in the same night. A form of "slumming" specific to drinking alcohol.

"Me and John went diving last night. We started at that welfare bar on the next block over and moved down the street to those places around that block with publically funded housing. Total white trash karaoke nightmare, dude."

by erikisdead January 22, 2008

Diving

Entering a virtual reality world.

1: How long have you been diving?
2: Since I got my Oculus. I dive every night.

1: Do you want to go out tonight?

2: No I'm diving tonight. Meet up with me later for some hang gliding or a roller coaster ride?

by Kazuto Kirigaya June 12, 2017

Diving

Diving is the action of shoving smalls objects down the small hole in the center of your penis

Hey me and brad are going diving tonight

by KkgenderkK April 27, 2021

diving

More subjective than merely surfing the web, diving involves the delving through layers of websites and old hyperlinks while searching for something that lies within the watery depths of the internet.

While diving, the webmaster encountered his old favorite recepie for chicken a la king, not to mention the old English lady's secret to prize-winning blueberry cobbler.

by Xopher November 26, 2005

Diving for Oysters

Cunnilingus. Deep oral sex with a female on the receiving end. Generally excludes the clitoris and other external genitalia, focusing on the vaginal canal itself.

Yikes, I can't feel my tongue. I should probably stop diving for oysters so often.

by Cic August 27, 2013

Diving Into The Red Sea

when you go down on a girl whos having her period

you sick fuck.

by spiffylicious November 17, 2003

diving for abalone

The act of performing oral sex on a woman.

This date is going so well I think I might be diving for abalone soon.

by TheBigDefinition January 5, 2014