ditcher

a person/group of people who befriend people only to later realise they are fakers/posers/wannabes and then go about the process of ditching them. This is a name given to a group that does this often.

"See them over there, theyre ditchers"

by blah July 03, 2003

MSN Ditcher

When you're talking to someone on msn and they just sign-out or ignore you for a large period of time without saying "g2g" or "brb" or something similar

I was talking to Jimmy before and I asked him something, I waited for 10 minutes to receive a response and then he just signed out. I sat there thinking "what an MSN Ditcher"

by andale524 October 14, 2009

Dick Ditcher

A woman who ditches her friends to go get some dick.

We were going to go to the mall, but Sara is a Dick Ditcher, and went to Brad's instead.

by PicanteChode September 13, 2021

Dandruff ditcher

Dandruff ditcher is what you would call someone if you where annoyed by them.

You dandruff ditcher!

by PepperpedeFan April 12, 2022

communion ditcher

Someone who leaves church right after communion is given and cannot wait that extra 10 minutes remaining of mass.

Billy: Mom, where's Mrs. Jones going?
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.

by Poopsoda16 June 02, 2011

Text-Ditcher

A person that decides your conversation isn't important enough even for a simple "gtg" or "bye". They simply just stop texting as if they didn't get your last text.

John: "Dude, wtf? where'd you go last night?"

Jack: "Oh sorry man, I was bored with our convo so i stopped texting."

John: "You're a total text-ditcher!"

by Konnor with a K May 25, 2010

Dick Ditcher

A guy who ditches his bros every time he gets a new girl!
Female Version: Labia Leaver

"Toby is such a dick ditcher, ever since he hooked up with that ho Misty he doesn't go anywhere with his boys."

by JAMISON75TX December 20, 2017