"I can't wait to clean her ditch out."
"You should have seen her ditch! So tidy."
"I trundled right into her ditch."
"You could see her ditch water seeping though her panties."
"You should have seen her ditch! So tidy."
"I trundled right into her ditch."
"You could see her ditch water seeping though her panties."
by Flash Mash September 30, 2012
Get the Ditchmug. verb: To cut ahead of people who are already waiting in a line; used primarily in Central Ohio.
noun: The result of allowing somebody to do this.
noun: The result of allowing somebody to do this.
"How did Bill get so close to the front of the line?"
"He asked Bob for a ditch, Bob said alright, so he ditched the line."
"He asked Bob for a ditch, Bob said alright, so he ditched the line."
by oz115 August 20, 2008
Get the Ditchmug. If you are ditched, your girlfriend or boyfriend abandons you or less leaves you. It means they probably aren't interested anymore, or they are seeing someone else.
by PrettierThanYourGF April 13, 2016
Get the Ditchmug. 
A sexual sort of act that conjures up no real tangible images of sex, but is dirty nonetheless.
This is not to be confused with a sexual position of any sort and is no way sex, it is far more dirty.
That being said this is never used literally, only as a joke, nobody actually ever has or will ever 'ditch' you just talk about it.
This is not to be confused with a sexual position of any sort and is no way sex, it is far more dirty.
That being said this is never used literally, only as a joke, nobody actually ever has or will ever 'ditch' you just talk about it.
"I think your face is pretty, wanna ditch?"
"I saw Emily ditching behind the library for cash."
"Wanna Ditch?"
"I saw Emily ditching behind the library for cash."
"Wanna Ditch?"
by EngramAgility April 29, 2009
Get the Ditchmug.