Disaster Bisexual

A person who is attracted to every new hot person they meet but is a total mess about it, whether it's by coming on way too strong or by being unbearably awkward. Either way the result is pure chaos

Dean Winchester? Didn't he use the "last night on Earth" pick-up line on Castiel AND Castiel's sister? Absolute disaster bisexual smh.

by PustCrunk March 23, 2021

Teenage Disaster

Best spider gang member with the biggest meatiest biceps of the group

Person 1: I wonder what teenage disaster is doing rn
Person 2: he's probably lifting cars and seeing how far he can throw them

by czechyourpockets February 10, 2021

Alabaster Disaster

When a group of white kids attempt to form a rap group and perform horrifically

"Yo did you get a glimpse of that alabaster disaster that played at the youth center this weekend"

by cMoneygRip January 29, 2009

Disaster Gay

Being gay (or part of lgbt+ community) while also being a mess, whether it be mental, physical, spiritual, social, or a combination

“God my life is just a cluster fuck, I’m a total disaster gay”

by Queen Breezy September 15, 2018

Happy Disaster

A Happy Disaster is when You take a shit and do not flush. Leaving it for the discovery of a good friend.

I was at my buddys house for some mexican food after I ate I left him with a Happy Disaster.

by Tbagmartin April 15, 2010

beautiful disaster

A girl who is very beautiful on the outside but on the inside is a tangled mess

You make me a beautiful disaster

by XlovethelifeyouliveX February 14, 2010

disaster bisexual

A bisexual who may often find themselves in the friendzone. Alternatively it may be any hot mess of a person who tangentially also happens to be bisexual.

I might be in love with my work-wife but I'm not sure if it's just friendship or not and I'm afraid to even ask what her orientation is. She asked me what mine is and I told her 'disaster bisexual.'

by snager August 10, 2018