Distarted

An adjective or noun meaning someone who is distracted and acting completely retarted.

Like when you are doing something stupid but don't know that you are doing it because you are paying attention to something else. OR you are being distracted doing something retarted

"Don't you have to go now?" Guy
"Uh, I did but my mom is being distarted." Girl
"Oooh." Guy
"Yea, she is distracted watching tv." Girl
"But that means she is distracted not distarted?" Guy
"No, she is watching Twilight." Girl
"Oh, I see how she is being retarted." Guy

by Azivin December 3, 2009

Disapinted

Disapinted is very similar to disappointed in meaning but is only to be used in lighthearted circumstances.

Guy 1: Damn I wish i hadn't lost that game of Kings, I hate downing stuff!
Guy 2: I'd say you felt pretty disapinted with the result so?

by osulliad January 18, 2011

disjointed

a) Something complete out of order
b) Netflix original serie. A comedy, about a medicinal marijuana shop and its staff

Did you finish disjointed first season?
Nah, im only in episode 3 im not really into the show

by brithneybitch January 2, 2018

Districted

Confused and strongly surprised .

Wow tre I'm districted asf .

by J gal January 3, 2018

disjointed

adj. Lacking a reefer because an authotity figure or bully has taken it from your lips.

............

So this cop comes along so my woman whips her purse against my face and before I can move I am totally disjointed.

Props to her man.

by gnostic3 July 2, 2020

distancedlovers

a username used by only the sexiest married man in the world.

person 1- hey carlos, do you know distancedlovers??

person 2- of course i do, i heard their husband is pretty hot

by horseonastick September 4, 2021

distancedlovers

a really hot tiktoker who likes taylor swift

person one: hey, you follow distancedlovers on tiktok? what do they post?

person two: oh they post videos related to Taylor Swift. they called me and let me meet hannah montana!

by ilikepooteehee September 4, 2021