Need a dispenser here

A quote said by the Scout class in Valve's class-based FPS, Team Fortress 2.

You can say it with X + 5 on your keyboard.

It is mostly used to annoy allied engineers in your team by repeating it over and over again due to the fact that it uses only one audio file and has no other alternatives. Same voice, same tone and same pitch, over... and over... again.

Your can increase efficiency by bringing up a squad of friends with you. Just to feed the fire!

Scout: Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here! Need a dispenser here!...

Engineering: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP

by ItsYaBoiMat April 3, 2018

Douche Dispenser

the act of dispensing used douches excessively (a.k.a. total faggot, likes penis)

john: dude i was watching the jonas brothers on tv the other day

bob:ya so?

john:i came to the conclusion that they are total douche dispensers!

john:they dispense douches! what faggots!

by JeremyParadise September 28, 2009

Dirty Soap Dispenser

When ejaculated in the participant's anus tell them to Bend over (rub hands together) wait till the load comes out like soap & rub it in like you're washing your hands with soap.

I gave her the dirty soap dispenser then I dried my hands off using her face.

by @HotSaucePapi April 9, 2015

Facial Dispenser

A working Penis

She kept going to the salon and paying for expensive facials, when she knew she could use my Facial Dispenser any time she wanted, free of charge.

by hsquad71 April 1, 2004

Arts Degree Dispenser

A toilet roll holder. Highlights that the only use for an arts degree is to wipe your bum with it.

Guy after big dump: ugh, no, the arts degree dispenser's empty! *rummages thru bag for scrap paper* I hope my actual arts degree is in here.

by HimOfTheSouth September 24, 2011

ballerina food dispenser

Ballerina AKA Stripper

Ballet AKA Strip Club
ballerina food dispenser AKA ATM

me: Hey guys wanna go see the Ballerinas do a midnight show at the pink pony! ?

guys: yeah but I gotta hit up the ballerina food dispenser before..

me: fa sho! me too... lets do it.

by DJ SMG October 14, 2011

lube dispenser

A slang term for a woman's vagina. Made popular by the Anal only lifestyle group.

Marissa loves it when I go straight to anal sex without touching her pussy first. She gets so horny that her pussy becomes a literal Lube Dispenser that keeps her asshole nice and wet.

by Shady@Best July 3, 2017