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Disingenuous Assertions

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
by Bushyfro September 29, 2011
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Dicking Down

Intercourse. A synonym for laying the pipe, pounding her out, balling, tapping that ass, etc...
You know he's dicking down your sister, right?
by A.C. Sativa December 30, 2013
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Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.
Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.
by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021
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Proper Dicking

When one does not simply get fucked or made love to. When the dicking is so suave, the dick resembles the voice of Al Green, with the badass behavior of Liam Neeson, and has the speed and stamina of Usain Bolt. Commonly used by Australians, notably in European hostels.
Friend: "Did you give that girl the old hammer last night?"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"

Friend: "Very well"
by SlyDirtyDog September 4, 2013
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Helm of Disintegration

A magical helm item used in Dungeons & Dragons as described by Peter Griffin. Used to seduce naughty school girls. (Other definition notes that it is a World of Warcraft item but Peter Griffin is describing Dungeons & Dragons character stats).
Lois: "Ohh I need a spanking, I'm a bad, bad girl."

Peter: "I'm a paladin with an 18 charisma and 97 hit points. I can use my helm of disintegration and do 1d4 damage as my half-elf mage wields his +5 holy avenger."

Lois: "Paladins can't use the helm of disintegration!"

Peter: "Oh... Okay, then, I'm a Black Guy."
by SaltyCaptain December 7, 2016
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dinkin flicka

Made popular in a recent episode of "The Office", dinkin flicka roughly translates to "That's life" or "C'est la vie".

It can be used in many circumstances and basically means, 'well, what can you do about it?.. that's life'
The expression is generally used in response to horrible circumstances and is often repeated in agreement by the one in the bad situation.

According to the Office, the expression is "something us Negroes say" but dinkin flicka has recently gained popularity among other ethnic groups.
Darryl: I grew up in the hood.
Michael: dinkin flicka.
Darryl: dinkin flicka.

I just got shot!
dinkin flicka...
yea.. dinkin flicka...
by Charlie Baker July 30, 2008
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Curb-dicking

To irresponsibly use the allotted space on a street curb to park, allowing no room for other drivers.
Example:
1. (trying to find a parking spot): "Ah jeez- look at this guy curb-dicking. I guess I'll try circling the block."

2. "I heard Gabe is a curb-dicker. James was pretty upset last week."
by nicholblack December 13, 2020
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