discombobulate

To confuse, puzzle, perplex, baffle, mystify, bewilder, confound.

Q: You know how it works, the boson accelerates...
A: Don't even try to discombobulate me bitch

by Coopstar December 20, 2003

Discombobulator

A problem solving process that spits out an easy to understand answer to a very complex question or problem. An almost magical way to solve a complex problem.

We ran last year's tax return data through the discombobulator and it returned a loan loss of only 50 basis points.

by JK_AFS November 06, 2009

discombobulated

Feeling disconnected or unbalanced.

I keep forgetting things this week; I'm discombobulated.

by Megan February 05, 2004

Discombobulated

A very discombobulating way to say confused

Just seeing this word makes me so damn discombobulated ...

by LSY August 29, 2009

Discombobulate

Confused, messed up, not in place

I'm so discombobulated!
My brain is very discombobulated
These books are very discombobulated

by Sammi Grantham March 13, 2006

Discombobulate

A simultaneous smack to both ears.

Discombobulate. *proceeds to simultaneously smack both ears*

by Awesomely Radish June 11, 2010

discombobulated

out of order, cracked out, not working properly, contorting, blabbering nonsense, confused, dysfunctional, out of shape and out of mind.

( I took a full pull off the pipe and I was hella discombobulated )

by Hirosfca June 11, 2006