dirty kalen

a dirty kalen is when you ask your nearest petsmart if you can titty fuck a albino toned gerbil while masturbating to a constipated anteater with multiple 10 pound casing C4s strapped inside your rectum.

Yo Tyrone, did you hear how William pulled a dirty kalen yesterday?

dirty kalen by Fortniehawk February 17, 2023

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Dirty kaden

When a men saves himself for marriage but ends up getting a dirty jasper instead

Man I was trying to do a dirty kaden but ended up getting a dirty jasper

Dirty kaden by ILOVEHORSECOCK February 28, 2021

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Dirty kadence

When a someone has sex on the first day after meeting someone from a strip club

We did a dirty Kadence last night and no one does it better then they do.

Dirty kadence by Yourmylittlebitch September 14, 2021

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Dirty Karen

A person who REALLY wants to speak to the manager.

A dirty Karen stole my kids, which were adopted. Scared me when I found out they weren't mine. Sad day.

Dirty Karen by Hyphen_ July 8, 2020

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