Dirty William

A Dirty William is when bust a nut all over the apple jacks cinnamon stick, while a star nosed mole crawls into your asshole.

"Dude, did you hear that Brady pulled a Dirty William?"

by FortniteHawk103 April 30, 2023

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Dirty William Parsons

The act of taking a leviathan telescope (54 feet in length) up the ass, so the person on the other end can get an in depth view.

Person 1: Did you hear Max did a Dirty William Parsons with John last night? John swore he could make out planets
Person 2: Wow, wanna do it tonight?

by BigDog92 May 12, 2021

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Dirty William Dripfoe

When a boy breaks 6 of his ribs to suck his own dick while his mother cooks chimichanga on his deformed back.

-Jimmy did a Dirty William Dripfoe last night! He's in the hospital.

by Cachopolla April 16, 2022

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Dirty Sir William

The act of giving a handjob to handicapped man in the men’s stall of a Walmart

Guy 1: Did you hear what he did at Walmart? Gave the guy a Dirty Sir William!
Guy 2: well that’s one satisfied cripple

by PounderProductions July 9, 2025

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When a man places beer straight into his rectum (through either a beer bottle, funnel, etc.), stands up, and has the beer drank straight out of his anus by his partner.

Advanced Move: Perform the Dirty Williams with a modified reach-around, treating the penis like a olde timey water well pump and allowing the release of beer upon each individual pump.

Jason was walking pretty funny last night. He must have received a skilled Dirty Williams.

by whitechocolate69 April 28, 2011