Dirty Stache

a gross mustache typically grown but douchebag guys who think that it's nice to shut doors on and ignore girls. and who like to go to business class still drunk.

"ew look at him and his dirty stache"

by not.a.slut February 5, 2010

dirty stacara

Kinky and good looking with a fat ass

That’s one dirty stacara

by Dirty stacara March 31, 2020

dirty stacara

When you hit it from the back with your thumb in! Someone who enjoys nick in there butt deep and hard.

I dirty stacaraed that bitch last night

by Dirty stacara March 31, 2020

dirty stacia

The act of chugging an entire energy drink moments before going into labor.

Guy 1:yo dude my wife did a Dirty stacia yesterday
Guy 2: woah, thats some wild shit man

by the kid tickler November 28, 2022

Dirty Bird Stache

When you stick your middle finger up your poopy butt and proceed to wipe it on your upper lip.

I gave myself a dirty bird stache yesterday and I loved it!

by Sauce!! May 12, 2025

dirt stache

(n) A five o'clock shadow above the upper lip that looks like a line of dirt, rather than a moustache. Usually seen on greasy adolescent boys. Not uncommon in women.

Joe shaved and shaved his upper lip so he could fit in and have a moustache like Pedro. Well indeed Joe was not as hairy as Pedro, and developed only a dirt stache instead.

by gafhater August 13, 2004

dirt-stache

dirt-stache (n)
A "mustache" that looks like dirt above one's lip.

Oh my gosh, look at this dude. He has a dirt-stache. What a loser!

by 79xx April 26, 2017