dirty river

when one partner defecates in another's mouth so that he/she can give the defecator a blowjob

she was totally incapable of continuing to supply me with dirty rivers after i punched her in the jaw real hard.

by th9091a August 14, 2009

the dirty river

Another Name for Sacramento.

"I'm Out The Dirty River, they call it $acramento!!!!

by Fuck Whitney High School Like Yee May 14, 2008

dirty old river weed

River weed refers to cannabis which has been inadvertently brought into a river, lake or any large body of water, making it incredibly soggy. Even after drying the weed out, it still tastes like shit.

The phrase "dirty old river weed" may be a vague throwback at the phrase "dirty old foot hash."

This dirty old river weed tastes like a wet dog.

Yeah, let's just roll up a river blunt!

by milk salad August 18, 2010

dirtyriverwater

the hottest person to ever walk the planet, and mikado sannoji‘s significant other.

“hey do you know @dirtyriverwater on tiktok?” “oh you mean mikado sannojis secret lover?”

by mikadosannojiii July 23, 2021

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.

Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.

by Mike hock. July 16, 2010

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008