If you add @vortec02 on Snapchat you will see a video of him chugging a beer standing on a bar while everyone says, “ Dirty Mike, Dirty Mike”
by The Dirty Mike June 22, 2021

A man who consistently sharts himself 5 times a year and has no qualms with the fact that he sharts himself-
5 times a year.
If you ever hear him say,
"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"
He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.
5 times a year.
If you ever hear him say,
"OOPS- Looks like Dirty Mike and The Boys are back in town again!"
He's referring to hit latest Shart, and "The Boys" are the poo particles in the fart.
"God damnit I sharted myself again! That's the 4th time this year, if I keep this up I might be the next Dirty Mike around town. Maybe I should see a doctor.. or at least wear underwear for the next time."
by Not a Shitter69 April 14, 2021

Dirty Mike is when a guy after reaching climax from masturbating shoots a load in his hand and then proceeds to taste or eat his own cum. These men are typically alone and have homosexual tendencies also tend to frequent gloryholes where they service other men.
by Wordwizard32 May 17, 2019

"i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a big mac but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend."
by courtchandler August 19, 2008

the guy puts a piece of cheese of his choice on the woman's vagina as well as a bun. then eats her out. like a burger.
"i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a bigmac, but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend"
by courtneyney August 21, 2008

when the guy puts a slice of cheese of his choise on the girl's vagina and a hamburger bun. he then eats her out.
" i was gonna go to mcdonalds and get a big mac, but i decided to have dirty mike with my girlfriend"
by court2knee October 13, 2008

a father who is indeed a wild card, and named mike. he harbors twins and lives a secret double life. He is a big fan of anime even though he is a dad. known for tussles on the mean streets of cambridge.
by thannypack January 2, 2019
