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Dirty Max

When you say you cousins girlfriend creamed
Adrianna what are you doing?”
“Adrianna creamed!” Dirty Max
by Xen_Lover January 5, 2024
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Double Dirty Max

When you love putting goldfish up your ass and digesting them that way (the goldfish crackers)
mom: oh max your at it again…
max: hey mom. do you want to do the double dirty max with me?
by Lucario78854 October 13, 2023
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dirty maxwell

The dirty maxwell is the situation every wingman has been placed in, some point in their life. Its goes down like so:

The night is winding down, not quite last call yet, and your buddy has been sealing the deal with a chick the whole night, you are left driving the two of them back to the hotel you and your buddy rented for the night, with nothing to show for it but your dick in your hand, soon this will come into play.

The wingman then acts like hes to drunk to stay up, doing some oscar winning performance of passing out like an inebriated bum on the bed, maybe even throwing in a snore or two.
Meanwhile the ladykiller is beasting pussy in the next bed, on a john holmes kind of status, little to his knowledge, that his homeboy has rolled over, in plain site of this scene with an eye open, and his hand slowly stroking his dick, to not cause any suspicion his homeboy. You cant hate on these guys, they are just getting theirs after a failed night of being shot down.
Dude, last night jerrod was pulling a dirty maxwell in the bed next to me. For a split second i almost felt gay for making eye contact with him
by jermdogg October 20, 2008
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Dirty Maxime

A dirty Maxime is making the girl scream like crazy until she runs out of air. It can only be done if you're really good in sexual acts and make women have orgasm as easy as clapping hands. The guys who succeed the most are usually called Maxime and that's where its name comes from.
girl 1: "Wow, Maxime honored his name last night..."
girl 2: "What do you mean?"
girl 1: "He pulled a DIrty Maxime and I almost died because i couldn't breathe"
by 73bitchcuero April 14, 2020
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dirty Maxine

The dirty Maxine is when a woman necks a beer, smashes a siggy with her arsehole whole getting railed and then when she’s finished, butts the sig out in the males jap eye.
I took an alpha male home last night and gave him the dirty Maxine, to show him who is boss. :)
by D—Dogg March 10, 2023
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Dirty Maximillion

When your partner shoves a frog up your anus whilst repeatedly whispering the word 'seasoning' into your ears whilst milking you dry of any white substances in your body until you become floppy like a mouldy banana skin.
I was coming home last night, and my wife gave me a Dirty Maximillion. It is fair to say, my anus now ribbits when I walk.
by picklepocklesnifflesnoffle September 11, 2023
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dirty maximality

when a content creator starts to make porn videos and make another youtube channel and get 30k views when he stole it.
hey are you the guy that stole denisdaliys content? d

yea bro I'm dirty Douglas or dirty maximality
by maximality October 19, 2021
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