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Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG

All non-airborne personnel whether in any branch of any nation's military or not (a civilian) are all Dirty,Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEGS (Lacking Enough Guts (to jump out of a perfectly good aircraft into combat and negotiate a high-speed (~25MPH) crash landing by performing a proper PLF (Parachute Landing Fall))). Basically, you're all pussies and live lives of shame if you never had juevos big enough to serve your country as a Paratrooper (a Kick-Ass American Hero).
PVT Duffy:: Hey, check out that nerd with the BCGs (Birth Control Glasses)! What a loser!

PVT Smith:: Ha! Figures. Check out his black beret. He's just a Dirty, Stinky, Filthy-Assed LEG! C'mon, Airborne, let's flex our jump wings. JUMPERS! HIT IT!!!

**Every paratrooper within earshot regardless of rank snaps into a correctly executed exit position and then counts to 4 out loud. Then they all raise their arms up and look up at the sky.**

**Top-Gun-style high five**
by Duh Goot Nooodol August 26, 2024
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Dirt Leg

A female looking for a quick fuck who only has enough time to take one pant leg off getting the other pant leg dirty.
I seen her in the alley with you man. She's a dirt leg!
by In that dirty 530- PH April 9, 2019
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dirt leg

A term describing a non-discerning , sexually promiscuous woman who enjoys having copious sex with numerous different partners of the opposite sex. It is suspected that these women are afflicted with or possibly afflicted with various "dirty" venereal diseases that affect the lower pelvic region and the legs.
Dirt leg is often synonymous with slut or whore; however, dirt leg is much classier than saying either of these terms and can be used in somewhat mixed company.
Wow, that babe hooked up with two different guys last night! What a dirt leg!

She loves hooking up with random guys. I don't know if she actually has sex with them, but she certainly has dirt leg tendencies.
by Devin Watson June 5, 2005
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Dirt leg

A woman who is the lowest form dope whore one can become. One who will sell, trade, or give away any hole to acquire more dope .
Dalena is such a dirt leg she just let him use her for a cum dumpster.
by His dork July 10, 2020
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dirt leg

Mid-western term for a woman that is
even worse than/less desirable than a
skank. Usually over-weight, but not
neccesarily, and must be kind of slutty
with the required ankle tatoo. Also
denotes a lack of intelligence and is
an easy sexual mark, i.e. an easy lay.
Look at that one, she is a major dirt leg.
by Freddy February 2, 2004
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Dirty Lega

A Dirty Lega is where you accidentally impregnate your next door neighbour.
"Mate! last night got pretty wild ay"

"Yeah man, I got so drunk last night I think I pulled a dirty lega"
by Slippery_snake94 November 22, 2021
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DIRTY LEGS

Derogatory term for a female, usually implying that she is a trashy, low income trailer park skank.
Simone is a little dirty legs. She has been fucking old men since she was 12.
by Payton A August 9, 2005
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