Much like a hillbilly, but even lower
on the scale, since here in Michigan, they don't even have the benefit of a hill's potential scenic value, since the land is so damn flat. These ass-backward bumblefucks are just out the middle of big flat nowhere with nothing but dirt. Characterized by decaying, halfway or completely caved-in barns, various cars or trucks on blocks with weeds growing up through them, "yards" cluttered and basically unmowable from so much junk, extreme
ignorance, as well as paranoia in thinking that anybody is actually going to steal or
vandalize their broken old crap.
After we went 4-wheeling down his fence-row (not even in
the fields), to get to the riding trails, the dirtbilly
neighbor came out with his shotgun and
threatened to shoot us for "messin with his poperty".