Dildonian

Person who clearly demonstrates membership to the dildo species.

Dude, Pat Keating was being such a dildonian today, he must have accidentally exposed his balls at least 17 times while wearing his biker shorts at work at the daycare center.

by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003

dictorian

A 2020 dad who rules his family in a 1900 strict ruling and also thinks he is above everyone else around him

Mum, Amy’s dad won’t let her have any social media, he is such a dictorian

by CD79 January 29, 2021

distonance

Adjective: A musical feature within the element of pitch which describes the dissonance of a chord/chords that is a result of or assisted by the distance between them.

Damn ma'am, there is some massively moist distonance within Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up'

by ELELLELELELELEL October 16, 2022

dartanian

verb: to fail, lose, backfire, fall short, miss the boat.

noun: dud, underdog, flop, debacle, flop, cretin.

also goes by: dart, dartington, :Fart, and several other nonsensical epithets.

"he tried to pick her up at the bar, but he was so intoxicated, he darted before he even had a chance."

"we went to the market to find some fresh vegtables, but all we found was moldy, rotten dartanians."

by not dartanian July 12, 2009

DIStorian

a DIStorian is a historian who specializes in the history of the Disney Company

"Disney actually has a rather rough history compared to many top companies today." said DIStorian Joe Shmoe.

by notbowlingdude November 9, 2020