diplomacy

a bullshit deal that later gets broken

When your friend asks for money and promises to pay you back, thats diplomacy!

by Toppet May 26, 2016

Bowing Diplomacy

A foreign policy that centers on a head of state bowing to other nations in order to get a better deal as their slave. Popularized by Donald Trump and the Republican party of the 21st century

Donald Trump initiated his doctrine of Bowing Diplomacy when he bowed to King Salman of Saudi Arabia.

by knunchunks August 29, 2018

Sleuth Diplomacy

The act of shooting a possible hostile instead of using diplomatic reasoning to avoid conflict.

The Leader of the country used Sleuth Diplomacy to avoid confrontation with his foreign peers.

by sloothofsloofs July 28, 2009

ostrich diplomacy

When seemingly important overseas diplomatic talks are initiated to detract from what’s actually going on at home.

His repeated engagements in ostrich diplomacy is starting to wear a little thin.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019

irish diplomacy

The ability to tell a man to go to hell and have him looking forward to the trip.

irish diplomacy.....

by david36 November 11, 2008

shotgun diplomacy

1. A form of negotiations where heated lead is exchanged instead of heated words.

2. Negotiating in which one side gains leverage by threatening violence.

1. Once they found out I turned them over things got rough but I got out ok with a little shotgun diplomacy.

2. Either you give me the money, or I have Bruno here use a bit of shotgun diplomacy on your ass.

by Ecks Romana April 9, 2009

facebook diplomacy

"Facebook diplomacy" is so called because it is, like real diplomacy, the building and maintaining of relationships, except it is done with facebook instead of in person, over the phone, or using any other traditional means of communication. Facebook diplomacy usually consists mostly of exchanging wall posts with other people.

Unfortunately, given that the nature of facebook is devoid of meaningful substance, facebook diplomacy is often just useless banter and/or not thought out or cohesive. A person might have a lot of facebook diplomacy with an acquaintance that they don't really know, which will often boil down to an essence of nothing more than "what's up?"

College student: "Man, I've got eighteen new wall posts, I've got some serious facebook diplomacy to conduct."

College student: "That girl from class just friended me. She seems cool, I think I'll do some facebook diplomacy and get to know her a little."

by Mister Big Words January 11, 2009