box of dildoes

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

by Diamond Sprout January 11, 2009

dildoesque

Resembling a dildo.

The microphone the news reporter was holding was very dildoesque.

by VikDah June 3, 2016

Dildoes

People that submit entries to Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of telling their friends that they contributed to internet culture, effectively making themselves dildoes. Literally.

1) Ha. Only dildoes text LOL with a straight face.

2) How many dildoes have to add an 'I' to the front of a word and define it in an Apple-like manner?

All of them.

by roofus j. January 26, 2011

Dipdoaf

A cross between a Retard and a litte elf.

when one is annoyed by another he would say "Shut up Dipdoaf".

by UnimportantOne January 18, 2008

dildoe man

A guy who's head looks like a dildoe; a guy who obssesively talks about dildoes.

Every single sentence he says includes the word dildoe!Thats an O.G. Dildoe Man!

-Damn, thats a big dildoe!
- No, thats john the dildoe man

by Kevin AKA Moby August 12, 2006

dip doe

A fucking dumb ass

Your such a dip doe

by Jai guy June 13, 2016

Dipdog

Dipdog, a dipshit dogfucker who's stupidity baffles you to the point of confusion.

That dude just rammed the forklift into a wall. What a dipdog!

by ghostex February 14, 2015