dio serpente avvelenato

Dio serpente avvelenato is a common italian exclamation that sounds like"god is a poisoned snake". It is often used in veneto when granfathers caught granchildren pranking them. It is now used also as a normal expression of disappointment. Almost everybody use it

"Dio serpente avvelenato! Fatteli da' dalla mamma, un sei mica ofrano!"

"Dio serpente avvelenato! Ask them to your mother, you're not an orphan!"

by ebbbri February 8, 2014

Dio scolopendra antartica

Atypical italian blasphemy used in the most exaggerated anger situations, when a "porco dio" isn't enough
Literally it means "god is antarctic centipede"

"Dio scolopendra antartica, non ci posso credere, mi hanno già rubato due macchine questo mese, perché sono venuto a vivere a Napoli"

"Giuro che se non la smetti di toccarmi ti estraggo entrambe le tonsille con il solo ausilio dell'aratro di mio nonno, Dio scolopendra antartica"

by coleos December 7, 2016

Dio serpente a sonagli

Italian insult to God. It's like "Dio serpente" but used when the problem is particularly serious

"Dio serpente a sonagli, siamo in contromano!" Tr. "Dio serpente a sonagli, we are driving in a wrong way!"

"Dio serpente a sonagli mi sono chiuso il dito nel cassetto!!!" Tr. "Dio serpente a sonagli, I closed drawer with my finger in!!!"

"Una multa da 2000 €?????? Dio serpente a sonagli!" Tr. "A 2000 € fine????? Dio serpente a sonagli!"

by Luigi Da Lorenzana May 22, 2020

DIO SCHIFO

Typical madonna castrata a pugni sulla schiena da giuseppe stressato e ubriaco.

o madonna maiala dio schifo ? o porca madonna castrata a pugni sulla schiena da giuseppe stressato e ubriaco

by noschifo March 9, 2016

Dio spazzaneve

Dio spazzaneve is an italian verbal expression to approach people

Ciao, dio spazzaneve, come stai?
Hi, nice to meet you, how are you?

by Psichedeliche Jellyfish June 5, 2018

dio spazzaneve

Word used mostly by italians. It's used to call God as a snowplow.

when you slip during winter on the ice or the snow.
"dio spazzaneve! sono appena scivolato"
"dio spazzaneve! I just slipped"

by Dio Cammello September 15, 2018

Dio maialozzo sburato

Typical italian expression used for introducing yourself happily to other people. Works especially good on priests or very religious people.

Priest: Ciao! (Hello!)
You: Dio maialozzo sburato!
Priest: VIENI SUBITO A CONFESSARTI BRUTTO PEZZO DI ME- (What a wonderful day! It would be awsome to chat a little with you, while drinking a nice cup of tea!)

by le tagliatelle del porco dio October 15, 2023