DINKWAD

Dual Income, No Kids, With A Dog

This neighborhood is full of smug DINKWAD couples.

by q359 July 25, 2023

DINKWAD

A DINKWAD stands for Double Income No Kids With A Dog. He is the unicorn, the one the women want and the men want to be like. He has a squared-away financial portfolio and his dog keeps him emotionally grounded. He has a tremendous work ethic partnered with drive and a responsible 'go get'em attitude.' Some men will hate on him out of jealousy because they know that they can never be half the man he is. If you make a negative comment on this definition, you're probably 'that guy.' Some guy,s however, will be motivated to become a DINKWAD. For you, there is nothing to fear because hard work, discipline, and determination pay off and you too can one day achieve this elite status!

Dang girl, you got yo' self a DINKWAD! Dang bro, that guy right there has got his shit together... he's a true blue DINKWAD.

by Joe-Schmo January 30, 2023

DINKWAD

A DINKWAD stands for Double Income No Kids With A Dog. He is the unicorn, the one the women want and the men want to be like. He has a squared-away financial portfolio and his dog keeps him emotionally grounded. He has a tremendous work ethic partnered with drive and a responsible 'go get'em attitude.' Some men will hate on him out of jealousy because they know that they can never be half the man he is. If you make a negative comment on this definition, you're probably 'that guy.' Some guy,s however, will be motivated to become a DINKWAD. For you, there is nothing to fear because hard work, discipline, and determination pay off and you too can one day achieve this elite status!

Dang girl, you got yo' self a DINKWAD! Dang bro, that guy right there has got his shit together... he's a true blue DINKWAD.

by Joe-Schmo January 30, 2023

dinkwart

A wart on the penis.

How do you get rid of a dinkwart ?

by JJ Jarvis May 12, 2011

Dinkwat

A mix between a bastard and someone who would hit u in the face with a flip flop

Ah u fuckin dinkwat

by Insults by me June 18, 2020

dinkwap

double income no kids with a pet (to be inclusive of all pet types ie. dog, cat, guinea pig, cow, etc)

So both Koby and Kim work, don’t have a kid, and have a pet hamster? They’re dinkwap’s!

by kkoishi March 29, 2022

Dickwack & Sillywig

Is a phrase that mimics the British cockney slang

The British say weird words Like Dickwack & Sillywig

by Bean Michael July 22, 2024