dicknose

A term used to describe a friend or enemy whose nose is bulbous on the end.

Jonny: "Have you seen Doug lately?"
Samuel: "Uh which one is Doug again?"
Jonny: "The fat guy with the dicknose."
Samuel: "Oh yeah, super nice guy!"

by BING-CHONG The 1st December 6, 2010

dicknose

(n) The subject of a colloquial insult which is rarely based on fact, meaning a person with a dick in place of a nose, or vice-versa.

"Guess again, dicknose!" - Donald Fagen

by crackotfige September 21, 2005

dicknose

When the tip of a person's nose has an indent in the middle looks like the tip of a penis.

ie. "Gerard Depardieau has the worst case of dicknose I've ever seen!"

by JDubbbb January 13, 2007

Dicknose

A person who does not take helpful advice and fails due to being hard headed.

Dancee is a fuckin dicknose

by The 1 who gotcha April 9, 2017

dicknose

Someone with a big nose

'You useless fucking dicknose'

by B e z z a July 29, 2006

dicknose

An elephant.

Kid: Hey mummy, let's go and see the dicknose at the zoo!
Mother: Have you been on urbandictionary.com again?!?

by Bundle Of Sticks April 24, 2004

dicknoseshitfaceplayer

a guy that has been very mean and disrespectfull to a girl...
or a girl that is very pissed at a guy and calls him that for no reason

lauren called me a dicknoseshitfaceplayer after i said i liked somebody else.

by Dylan Bynum November 10, 2008