Dinglebating

When you go to take a shit and you end up masturbating before you wipe your ass.

Connie: Hey Cole, whats taking so long in there!?

Cole: Hold on Mom! I'm dinglebating!

by BMBZ August 12, 2011

dinglefore

when someone is not smart, or very slow. or when they dont get something very fast.

"that girl is such a DINGLEFORE, she didnt know what a dyke was!"

by andly August 23, 2007

Dinglefoot

When you step in dog shit with your bare feet you have a case of the dinglefoot.

Oh damn that smells like dinglefoot.

by dingleheimer November 15, 2011

dinglefrompen

A type of way a German man would say the N-Word

Person 1: Yo what's up my dinglefrompen

Person 2: Heil Stefan

by Joshie Horner January 18, 2023

dinglefutz

A complete Wanghole of a Looser

Ashley is a dinglefutz

by James W January 20, 2004

dinglefruit

(see:"dingleberry")
like dingleberries stuck in your anal shrubery, dinglefruits are the size of your head and smell like peaches.

"Hey mom get the hedge clippers i gotta pick off my dinglefruit from my anal bush. Did you say why? Its because i can't wipe my own fucking ass you cum-guzzling queen.

by Lamp Shade FUNK September 2, 2003

dinglewart

An insane dingleberry that never gets cleaned that it forms a phat wart.

he has so many dinglewarts

by DingleWart May 9, 2018