Dimp

To stomp on something with your foot, usually leaving a footprint in whatever got stomped.
I'm gonna dimp your face if you say that again.
by Lil Brudder October 16, 2009
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Dimp

An attractive person with dimples, often a celebrity. Originated on the E! television show, Chelsea Lately.
"Man, Brad Pitt is such a dimp."
by The REAL Real Name July 28, 2009
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dimping

A female excessively lusting after a male to the extent that she makes a damn fool out of herself. In other words, the reverse of simping. Dimping is exhibited in many forms including:

- giving away the sex too easily
- initiating communication too often and getting bent out of shape when the response is slow or non-existent
- telling all her girlfriends how much she wants to have so-and-so's babies
- showing up at a guy's home uninvited after he's rejected her for the millionth time
- creating shrines of her most beloved male celebrity despite knowing deep down he'll forever be unobtainable

Word of advice to parents: tell your sons not to simp and your daughters not to dimp. It's bad for their mental health and self-esteem.
Dear Dr. Phil,

My daughter Susie Q is boy-crazy over this silly guy at school. She follows him around, built a shrine for him, and keeps saying she wants his babies. Please help her to stop dimping. I'm worried about her future.

- Worried Parents
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dimp

A word to describe something valuable.
1. Money
2. Drugs
3. etc.
Wow, that's a whole lot of dimp.
by Tyler Durden March 03, 2005
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dimp

End of a cigarette or spliff that has been 'dimped' or 'pecked' out - extinguished - with the intimation that some tobacco or dope remains smokable, either by re-lighting the original item(while burning your nose-hair) or re-cycling with other dimps into a new roll-up or spliff.
The tramp searched for dimps on the floor around the bus stop.
by kallisti23 June 02, 2006
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DIMP

DIMP is an internet acronym for "Deucing In My Pants", used to denote great amusement in chat conversations. Most commonly used to convey the image that the user, as a result of laughing so hard, has just soiled themself.

DIMP, much like LOL(ROFL, ROFLMAO, etc.), can be expanded to signify the amount of fecal matter that has occupied the users pants. Such examples would be DIMPWSLO (Deucing In My Pants With Some Leaking Out) or DIMPWSLORDML (Deucing In My Pants With Some Leaking Out and Running down My Leg)

However, it should be noted that is where the similarities between "DIMP" and "LOL" end. "DIMP" is the ideological antithesis to the cultural malignancy that is "LOL" and should not be used vapidly.
When visiting www.planetmanadventures.com, I found the juvenile and offensive nature of the comic strips to be so uproariously humorous that I could not stop DIMPWSLO.
by TG (The Gift) July 30, 2008
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dimping

Where you was simping for someone but you like then them but you ditch being a simp
Pia occasionally Simps for jackson but she is dimping at the moment
by gym lads January 27, 2021
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