Dildo

An extremely cute name for a teddy bear, not to be mistaken for the first definition.

Jasper: awww that's a cute Teddy bear! What's its name?
Joy: Dildo
Jasper: O_O
....
Jasper: excuse me?

by Oompa-Loompa & Licious-Vicious May 15, 2011

Dildo

Someone who's just embarassed themselves.

'I've forgotten how to tie my shoelaces!'
'You fucking dildo.'

by Force Majeure December 24, 2008

Dildo

An obnoxious, fucked up, moronic, munterish, tramp that has no originality and prides his/her self on copying others words and looks and failing miserably. Also has a shit load of fake designer stuff that he/she insists is real.

"dude, that bex, she copied my mates hair colour"
" dude, she is such a dildo"

"mate, look at him!"
"yeah he totally copied mike, expect mike's is real"
"omg man! he totally said it was real to me!"
"duh, hes a dildo."

by FxckedUpMentalWhore May 1, 2009

Dildo

The rubber dick your girlfriend has resorted to using cuz that thing you call a dick can't even reach.

The feel of rubber dildos in my pussy is almost orgasmic!

by Dildos4FreeLolz October 17, 2008

Dildo

An insult when someone is to fake to be classed as a real dick

God dylan you're such a dildo XD

by Emma XD February 8, 2018

Dildo

Used as a model to daydream about the size of your penis.

Man 1: yo bro is that your penis?

Man 2: I wish, that’s just my wife’s dildo

by tidepodsupyaass April 26, 2021

Dildo

A dildo is when youre not just a dick, but you're a fake dick.

Melody stop being such a dildo!

by Jiggleypuff96 April 18, 2018