dilbo

The combination between a Himbo and a DILF. As such, they should have all the basic traits of a himbo (Nice, Hot and Dumb) while also being a father or father material. The mother version would be a mimbo

I want to find myself a real nice Dilbo, like Phil from Modern Family.

by BoringTurtle August 8, 2021

Delbow

An act of greeting strangers and friends by touching elbows with passer-bys and neighbors.

Specifically at Delfest as props to Del McCoury.

"GIMME DELBOWS BRO!"

by Delbow May 20, 2015

Delbow

Ritual handshake where two strangers (or sometimes old acquaintances) touch weenises while making direct eye contact.

The Delbow is used throughout the world as an alternative handshake which adheres to social distancing principles, but earned its name in 2009 at the Delfest Music Festival in Allegany County, Maryland.

“Give me a delbow!”

by Mysticremora May 26, 2023

dilbo

A hobbit sex toy named after a famous explorer from the Shire.

Samwise should probably buy his girl a dilbo.

by Evelynne December 29, 2007

Dildowned

Getting slapped, hit, smacked, or just plain old fucked hard with a dildo.

*Ivan Slaps Rabid_Rabbit with a dildo

Ivan I just dildowned you Rabid_Rabbit!

by Ivan August 26, 2004

dildowry

The money, goods, or property that one woman brings to another woman in a lesbian marriage. This can include, but is not limited to, personal belongings, pets, dildos, etc.

When Helen and Candace got married, Helen's dildowry included her Ikea living room set and an Ani DiFranco Greatest Hits album.

by methlabpolitiks July 5, 2012

dilloway

A small minded, sheltered, conformist, and spiteful person.

"Those parents on the s/v Rebel Heart should have their children taken away and forced to pay for their rescue by the U.S. Navy."
Ah jeez, don't be such a dilloway.

by OutOfControl April 11, 2014