Dylan’s Law

Any gathering amongst a group of friends will inevitably lead to somebody mentioning that one friend who you never talk to anymore, but was so ridiculous you still have to talk about - similar to Godwin’s law. A scheckel is charged to the one who says it.

“I think the Uber is a silver Prius” “haha remember when Dorfman tried to claim his Prius was a sports car?” “Boom, Dylan’s law strikes again. And yea he was so dumb.”

by Tootsie354 February 18, 2019

Dylan’s memes

The ultimate meme dealer. If you don’t get your memes from him, you’re a fucking virgin.

Ay yo did you see Dylan’s memes last night?
Who’s “Dylan’s memes”?
*fucking dies*

by BasketCase420 April 23, 2019

Dylan’s Mom

A 10/10 Milf!

Wow Dylan’s Mom is hot af.

by LeroyJenkinsssss July 25, 2019

dylan’s mom

nobody knows that bitch left

bro you know what happened to dylan’s mom. no because i don’t know her

by playboi.aiden November 3, 2020

dylan’s mom

something that never existed

bro have you seen dylan’s mom.
no

by playboi.aiden November 4, 2020

Dylan’s Homie

A person who is weird, acting sus, or annoying that no one wants to claim to know or claim to be friends with

* at a party *
Dan: Who’s that weird guy who’s in the kitchen? Who brought him?
Ian: Oh, that’s “Dylan’s Homie”
Dan: ahhh, makes sense

by Did Someone Say K May 3, 2022

Dylan’s Penis

Dylan’s penis is ridiculously small. He befuddles everyone who sees it. An absolute shrimp and a mood killer to any girl who sees.

What’s smaller then small can get. Dylan’s Penis

by J.J Hall June 14, 2022