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Dingphobia

Dingphobia is when someone is afraid of getting a door ding on there car. A lot of people whom get new cars get dingphobia and it doesn't go away until you get youre 1st door ding, or maybe a scratch. And then you don't care anymore and the dingphobia goes away. You know you have dingphobia if you park way far away from everyone else so youre car stays nice, especialy if its crowded.
My friend Marty has dingphobia bad, and when we came out of the frozen yogurt store he had a huge scratch down his car door. Epic fail!
by Topper 7770 July 11, 2011
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Dickophobia

The state of being scared of dicks and sexual activity that involves a dick
That thot has dickophobia because her boyfriend is uncircumcised.
by Worm dance October 15, 2019
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Digiphobia

digiphobia is when you only want to buy games as a disc or a game card
Avoiding all digital games as it doesn't feel like you own them
Its a phobia of buying digital games basically
2 people on a call:
Person 1: ooo theres this new game friend its zelda breath of the wild!
Person 2: sure lets go to the game store!
Person 1: oh you can buy it digitally its easier
Person 2: no i can't i have digiphobia

Person 1: oh that's hard work the store is 5 kilometres away
Person 2: yeah i will go to the store
Person 1: okay...
by Dmsas360 October 12, 2020
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Diopophobia

Fear of Charlotte Bobcats Center DeSagana Diop and/or other related African NBA scrub Centers/Power Forwards
Billy's Diopophobia prevented him from attending the Bobcats game last night.
by Shotgun West May 25, 2011
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Diegophobic

If you're have a phobia against a dumbass kid who thinks he's the shit when he really isn't
Diegophobic-That kid is Diego is a fucking stupid and thinks he's the shit I have a I have a I really don't like him I'm Diegophobic
by Thedumbads January 6, 2017
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dipsophobia

fear of, rather abstention from, alcoholic drink.
After falling into alcoholism for a long time, he, at long last, developed dipsophobia.
by uttam maharjan November 13, 2011
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dictophobia

The irrational fear of repeating ones self in daily conversations with others,such as the sufferer's friends or randoms members of the public.The 'condition' causes the subject to be shy most of the time,leading to them to be commonly inaudible because of there low level of confidence this can commonly lead to awkward situations where the sufferer has to 'repeat themselves' to enable the listener to hear them.

the Howard Newton case of 1989 changed the way people percieved sufferers of dictaphobia,bringing to light the awful way they were treated,Howard Newton is the man who changed all this,he noticed the segregation of the 2 sufferers of dictophobia,they had to use 'dictophobia' toilets,buses,nightclubs and...umberella's.Howard newton followed the life of the sufferers(not hard there were only two of them).He made them feel wanted,he changed the speechist comments made about them and took his case to the high finland courts.the court trial was more important than the first man on the moon palaver.A massive 4 billion people watched the trial and this changed the perception of dictophobia,and by 2010 the sufferers where finally dead...

dictophobes are individuals that are scared of people with dictophobia,often acting on this fear with verbal abuse such as 'look at that 'dirty dic' and ahhh! he won't repeat what he said'. yes they are sad people.
SUFFERER:Hello,i have dictophobia...
PERSON 1:WHAT?
SUFFERER:....

SAD PERSON1: I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY ARE GIVING THEM MORE RIGHTS
PERSON2:YOUR SUCH A DICTOPHOBE
SADPERSON1:NO...STOP NAMING ME
PERSON2:I DON'T KNOW...MAYBE YOUR INSECURE YOURSELF
SADPERSON1:NO! YOU...
PERSON2:WHAT?
SADPERSON1:....
PERSON2:POINT PROVED!
by onevoice January 22, 2011
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