Similar but differing slightly to the term 'twat', a Dickens is a pompous and awkward bastard who will go out of his way to needlessly berate his fellow man. Owing to the Dickens' overinflated sense of self importance the term is almost exclusively applied to ex public school boys. Often a Dickens will have been subjected to repeated bummings as a choir boy resulting in frequent pegging throughout his adult life.
Person A: That bloke just called me a pleb!
Person B: Don't worry about it, the guy is a total Dickens.
Person B: Don't worry about it, the guy is a total Dickens.
by EvanDavisPeggedMe May 8, 2015
Get the Dickens mug.Charles Dickens, the famous author who wrote "A Christmas Carol" was also a farmer.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.
A star was born.
As he wasn't a successful author until later in his life, he found it hard to make a living.
On his farm, he grew apples, cherries, and walnuts.
He would take his apples to market,but never had much luck selling all of them. Those that he didn't sell, he would make cider from.
He would take this cider to market, and it didn't sell to greatly either.
He then added a bit of brandy to this cider, and he sold every bottle of the first batch in less than 2 hours.
A star was born.
After a long day at work, ask your wife if you may get your Hard Dickens Cider, and it would make you feel better.
by timred December 23, 2006
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by Toa Pohatu February 3, 2017
Get the Bit the dickens mug.Referring to a young man so filled with energy It eventually leads to bursting beyond what “the finest people “ consider appropriate behavior and just short of what most people would consider “naughty “ or bad.
Slightly unbridled youthful spirit of adventure.
Common: He’s a little dickens.
Slightly unbridled youthful spirit of adventure.
Common: He’s a little dickens.
That child is full of the dickens.
We thoght we had the child secure with gates in and out of his playroom but the little dickens found a way out.
The little dickens is always getting into something.
We thoght we had the child secure with gates in and out of his playroom but the little dickens found a way out.
The little dickens is always getting into something.
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Michele, the Mormon with very ample breasteses, sat on my lap and laughed at my stupid jokes, giving the impression of impending sexual interaction. Unfortunately, this was a misconception, and I ambled awkwardly off the premises attempting to conceal my titanic, raging "chubby." What a dicktease...
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Charles: "john dickenson ate them bitches"
Mary: "im going to stab your butthole."
Charles: "john dickenson ate them bitches"
Mary: "im going to stab your butthole."
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