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dickaologist

a person like looking otr touching dick
lauren is a dirty dickaologist
by snoopy13 May 11, 2009
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dickopolis

One girl getting a lot of dick at one time.
"Mackenzie was at Dickopolis last night."
by dickmedown123 March 8, 2017
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Dicktosis

The imaginary thoughts of a man when he thinks he has a large penis, but it is just an inflammation from an STD.
Bob always bragged he had a large penis but it was just dicktosis.
by Mee12 June 27, 2018
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Dicknosis

When a chick is so brain washed by the dick she cant see that shes in a horribly toxic relationship and she'll never know true happiness untill she is freed from the dicknosis
I think I could really make her happy if only i could find a way to wake her from this dicknosis
by Mick diggler June 12, 2022
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dickfloss

when a sluts mouth has such a huge gap between her front teeth, that your dick can literally act as floss as it scrapes gunk, cum and dickfudge from the sides of her teeth.
Yo, did you see that girl's teeth.
No, why?
Because that dickfudge of mine needs to be dickflossed off.
by aron b December 12, 2007
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duckolosis

The duckolosis syndrome is a syndrome often occurring in people whose first name is Emma. This syndrome commonly leads to socially awkward selfies of one's self taking pictures pretending to be a big (giant) duck.
Emma took a picture of herself pretending to be a duck and posted it on facebook. She has duckolosis!
by clovisd December 2, 2013
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Dickleosis

Noun- A term commonly used in reference to an individual with a smaller than average man sausage. This terminal affliction, while endemic to suburban areas of northern Philly, is spreading proportionally with the growing number of fake ass punks and individuals whose only goal is to appear outwardly tough when in reality, they are total pussies.

*Note* While many terms are adequate too describe someone with a really small shlong, Dickleosis should be reserved for the rarest of occasions when you encounter that certain kind of asshole who really makes you hate them. Think of it as a Château Cheval Blanc. Only to be used at the rarest of occasions and when it is, everyone in the room notices you.
Did you hear the terrible news?! Dr. Huxtable told me that Keith has stage 4 Dickleosis! The doctor says he has no chance of ever getting his nut.
by Sam Merc February 22, 2013
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