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Dickhearted

Someone who has a dick where their heart should be. This condition causes one to be mean, inconsiderate, jackassy and unable to empathize with other humans. Currently, no know cure for dickheartedness exists. People with this condition will always be dickhearted assholes no matter what.
Of course Donald Trump hates Mexicans, he's Dickhearted. He has a dick where his heart should be.
by SuckABallYall June 13, 2016
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Dickhead

a person who is an idiot and shows it all too well
"Stop humping the chair! You're such a dickhead!"
by corianna March 14, 2003
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Dickhead

1 - Someone who treats people unfairly for little or no reason.

2 - Person with a penis on their head.
Lubie: Dude, Anthony's such a dickhead.
Badass: I know dude.
by Lubie47 May 4, 2009
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Chrome Dickhead

A term used to make fun of Chrome (Google's Browser / OS) Fanboys. Popularized by a guy named Redlid who shows up on various forums when Chrome is mentioned and calls them Chrome Dickheads, usually using very poor English.
User1: I use Chrome!
Redlid: User 1 has Chrome Dickhead for 10 years in neighbourhood, asshall!
User1: My dickhead isn't Chrome.
by ChromeDickhead September 29, 2013
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dickhead and a half

1. Used to describe a person that is beyond being a simple dickhead.

2. A pompous, arrogant son of a bitch, who is so full of themselves that they make the average Joe Dickhead appear acceptable.

3. The nastiest and meanest of all dickheads.
Co-worker #1: Geez, our new boss is a helluva dickhead.
Co-worker #2: True, but he isn't as bad as that dickhead and a half we had before him.
by Major E. Reckshun October 10, 2010
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dickheadery

word used to describe the behaviour of a dickhead...

(in the same way a "stupidity" is used to describe the behaviour of a stupid person).
"Why did he do that?! Why does he need to indugle in this dickheadery?"
by StompKat September 12, 2009
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Dickheadtator

Dickheadtator
/ˈdɪkhɛdˈteɪtə/

noun
VULGAR SLANG
a stupid, irritating, or ridiculous man, with visions of grandeur such that he thinks he is a ruler with total power over a country, occasionally one who has obtained control by force, but more often just through smoke, mirrors and utter bullshit.
"When somebody is president of the United States, your authority is total," - Donald J. Trump, April 13th, 2020.
"You're a fucking dickheadtator, buddy!" - Rest of the human species, soon thereafter.
by Ms. Unformation April 13, 2020
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