Dickwinder

A chick so ugly/fat that your dick is gasping for air and can't function, like when you are winded from a gut punch etc.

They had re-runs of Roseanne on the other day, that chick is a massive dickwinder!

by Tittysweet September 23, 2015

Dickfiber

Those long hairs that appears in underwear and sometimes within genitalia.

-Dude i just found dickfiber in my pantsMark
- Yo' thats gross-

by JoakoVlsc June 8, 2016

Dickwinder

A chick so unattractive it takes the wind out out of your dick.

Check out the dickwinder over there, she is hideous!

by Tittysweet September 13, 2015

dicknigger

being a dick and a nigger, at the same time

Dipan: Are you guys coming today?
Sangit: No,the other guys said no.
Dipan: You Dickniggers.

by Sangit August 2, 2008

Dicknigger

A person that's a dick and a nigger.

Person 1: Yo, you niggas coming?
Other Person(s): Nah, the others can't make it.
Person 1: You dickniggers.

by battousai8728 September 27, 2008

dickfaggery

1. Completely inane and supercilious homosexuality; ridiculously pointless gayness.

2. Wholly douchebaggish and idiotic behavior; combining aspects of both a dick and a contemporary faggot.

1. Jasper could not believe the level of dickfaggery displayed by the group of flamers.

2. Carla deeply resented the prurient dickfaggery of the jeering construction workers.

by D. Ick December 11, 2010

Dickfender

n. When a guy defends someone against all logic because he wants in his or her pants.

"I can't believe Carol went home with that douchebag."
"I'm sure he only slept on her couch."
"You're such a dickfender, man."

by krondharpey June 20, 2013