dickfart

When you masturbate so many times in one day that, at climax, you ejaculate nothing but air (also known as a ghost load).

Man, I beat it so many times yesterday that I was just dickfarting by the seventh time!

by DeAndre Coleman III December 19, 2013

dickface champion

noun. someone who is especially dickish; this person goes out of his way to be the biggest dickface in the neighborhood.

This guy in our building is a dickface champion. Nobody can stand him.

by agrus001 May 5, 2009

dickpants

skintight jeans commonly worn by 80's rockers and metalheads. Pants are so tight that you can see the dick, hence the name dickpants. Can also be refered to as brokeback pants.

"Hey John, nice jeans man. When the hell did you start wearing dickpants?"

"Went to that Twisted Sister show the other night, can't believe those guys are still wearing dickpants!"

by devillock July 23, 2006

Dickface Joey

The epitome of Dickfacery. Stands at the top of the dickface hirarchy. No single person, nor group of people can surpass this person in dickfacery.

Oh looks Dickface Joey just kicked a box of puppies in front of a moving train.

by Thatoneguy Jones July 27, 2010

Dickfart

A dumb bitch named gabby

Gabby is a dickfart because I said so

by Pimp ass guy January 29, 2018

Dickface

An amazing word that describes a person (usually a man) who is being a loser or ignorant.

Justin is acting like a major Dickface

by August7997 May 22, 2016

dickfaceuggs

When your girl wants sex but she doesn't want to take off her uggs.

"Man we were about to have sex and obliterate each other but she went all dickfaceuggs on me"

by LoreMcmuffin November 16, 2014