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Limp Dickshit

The correct way of pronouncing "Limp Bizkit."
Limp Dickshit fucking sucks, and if you're mind is at the right place you'd agree also.
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dickshit

there are several meanings:
1.) to ejaculate
2.) an insult, like asshole or fart knock
3.) to have feces on one's penis after anal
4.) when the colon is connected to the urethra, causing the man to defecate from his penis
5.) to excrete out a man's penis
1.) oh baby, i'm going to dickshit in you!
2.) lick my butthole you dickshit
3.) eww girl, you gave me a dickshit

examples 4 and 5 can be heard on the Vonal-Ksz demo "Diced Uterus in Rectal Slop"
by skunk_carcass May 6, 2004
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Dickensian Bowtie

Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.
Darren seized the opportunity and gave Chris a Dickensian Bowtie.
by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009
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dickshitter

An offensive insult referring to a person's asshole-like qualities.
Dude, you're such fucking dickshitter.
by vinnie baby January 14, 2008
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Dickshit

A word used to describe the sort of person who doesn't just deserve one swear word but two so by combinding the word dick and shit creates dickshit the final form of swear words.
"Go fuck your self "

"Shut up you dickshit"
by Kyle mclachlan April 14, 2016
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dickensian adventure

Unsavoury pursuits in 1950's style scholastic establishments which aim to "reek havock" and instigate general hysteria. Inspired by the great work of Charlie Dickens and Russell Brand and accompanied by "Geordie;" our trusty skeleton, whom we have wounded and consequently mended. We backcombe our hair, wear Grecian-style oversized cloaks and abide by our official handbook: "Ghost Hunter", a complimentary gift from The Guardian.
Dickensian adventures include:
1. Main entrance window exit extravaganza.
2. Raking from vending machines, collecting golden coins from the undercarriage of the machine, using the always-reliable luncheon-cuisine tray.
3. Launching trolleys down stairwells into unknown Dickensian worlds.
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dickshit

Shit left on the tip of your dick after pulling out of a girl's ass.
"..yeah, I heard he pulled out and wiped the dickshit on her blanket."
"Good for him."
by Notcam March 13, 2003
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