A Mother Fucker that sucks Dick!
by Verozz September 10, 2019
Get the suckin dicken mug.You want to sell your old couch. You want $100 for it. But on Kijiji you ask for $150. The space between $150 and $100 is the dicker space.
Lynn- I think i will put my couch for sale on Kijiji! I will advertise it for $100 bucks.
Shirley- Don't do that Lynn. Advertise it for $150. It gives you dicker space.
Shirley- Don't do that Lynn. Advertise it for $150. It gives you dicker space.
by 50 and knows how to dicker. June 23, 2011
Get the dicker space mug.One who behaves in an angry, annoying, rude, mean, or no-fun attitude, while simultaneously screwing you over in any way.
(Being a dick) + (Shafting someone) = Dickey Shafter
(Being a dick) + (Shafting someone) = Dickey Shafter
Jack - "Yesterday Marcus made me late for our double date because he took 45 minutes to shower. Once he got in the car, he kept telling me that he is going to hate the movie that we're going to see, and he was spitting insults left and right!"
Roy - "Yeah, Marcus has been such a Dickey Shafter lately"
Roy - "Yeah, Marcus has been such a Dickey Shafter lately"
by Konvickt Baller March 5, 2013
Get the Dickey Shafter mug.Someone who often throws another under the bus for their own benefit. Often, this culprit makes up excuses as to why he or she screwed over the other person. This person is also a large, veiny dick.
*After an hour or two of waiting, Noah comes to the conclusion that Martin isn't coming to get Noah to drive him to the party*
*Noah decides to call Martin up*
Noah: Why didn't you get me Martin?
Morgan: Umm, I was flossing...
Noah: Yeah okay you have dentures!
Morgan: Oh... well I was taking a dump...
Noah: You're such a Dickey Shafter!
*Noah decides to call Martin up*
Noah: Why didn't you get me Martin?
Morgan: Umm, I was flossing...
Noah: Yeah okay you have dentures!
Morgan: Oh... well I was taking a dump...
Noah: You're such a Dickey Shafter!
by Krafty March 6, 2013
Get the Dickey Shafter mug.Means to have anal sex with someone so that their once loose shit has become packed and solid. Does not need to be used literally, can be used to describe rough sex.
by Ian Schmidlap September 13, 2011
Get the Dicked Solid mug.A Dickem sandwich is an insult, similar to the phrase go suck a dick, or suck my dick. This is a cleaner term that you can use in front of the elderly or young children to get your point across. This will also confuse your adversary, providing you with an advantage to retort his reply.
The origin of the term stems from a 2008 trip to Las Vegas, where I kept telling a friend to go eat a dickem sandwich. He didn’t know its meaning, but the phrase took and was used as insult thereafter. After I got food poisoning from a restaurant, he told me that I must have eaten too many dickem sandwiches
The origin of the term stems from a 2008 trip to Las Vegas, where I kept telling a friend to go eat a dickem sandwich. He didn’t know its meaning, but the phrase took and was used as insult thereafter. After I got food poisoning from a restaurant, he told me that I must have eaten too many dickem sandwiches
You would tell a person who just cut you off in traffic to go eat a dickem sandwich
or
When referring to a friend’s sexuality, you could ask him if he ate a dickem sandwich for lunch
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When referring to a friend’s sexuality, you could ask him if he ate a dickem sandwich for lunch
by Awesome Dudes August 13, 2010
Get the Dickem Sandwich mug.During a blow job, the woman(or man) pukes do to gagging. Derives from the definition given by an unnamed girl at UCSB
by Bojangles December 29, 2004
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