dickcheese

A Male's penis layered in a thick cheesey substance. Sometimes the cause of engaging in sexual activity with a cheese pizza.

"Cheese! It's what's for dinner!"

by Richard Mozzarella June 22, 2005

dickcheese

The true flavor of a man. Face it anyone can smell like soap. Take it from the load cheese himself. The girls will go wild for your discusting little culture!

Human headcheese yogart. Cultured under the dampness of an unwashed penis. Filled with the finest dairy products available.

by Cheezyone! January 6, 2003

dickcheese

Jews don't get it.. Because their dick is severed at childbirth.. Who the fuck severes your fucking wang at childbirth?
What sick fucks are these people?
Hitler was right to wanna take 'em out.

Jews'll never have quality dickcheese like "the rest of us".

by Aqualung April 10, 2005

Dickcheese Mc'Gee

Someone titles as a "Dickchesse Mc'Gee" is usually an individual you dislike, or sometimes even loath, yet you must deal with. Rather it be with work, school, whatever, this is a person is dislike and have to deal with on a nearly if not daily-basis.

"Oh my God, do you see Adam over there?"
"Ugh, yeah. He's a real Dickcheese Mc'Gee."

by Flippy Flop-Flop May 20, 2017

Anus Dickcheese

Best name in the world to give your child if you wish them to be ridiculed for the rest of their life.

Anus dickcheese

by oldrat May 14, 2011

Gourmet Dickcheese

The finest variety of dickcheese only found under Morgan Freeman's foreskin

"Bro, I found some that gourmet dickcheese!"

"Damn, Isn't that the one found in Morgan freeman's foreskin??"

by THE_M1LKM4N August 31, 2020

dickcheese

3 jawns in my asshole at once

I love dickcheese so much.

by arigatou gozaimasu July 24, 2023