Dickathlon

Similar to a decathlon in that there are a series of events.. except the events involved include riding dick & the point system is calculated by the amount of orgasms on both ends.

Trish, “Omg Vicky I haven’t worked out in forever.. idk if I’ll be able to keep up with the 5k tomorrow”

Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”

Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”

by Wolfany September 27, 2020

dickeatin

1. One who copies another.
2. Someone who drawls upon another. A person who is drawlin.
3. One (or more) who are hype about a certain situation pretaining to you or others.

1. Yo, I just copped dem new Jordans.
-Yo, me too.
-Man, you dickeatin!

2. Why that nigga dickeatin!?

3. Oh My God, there go Jay-Z!
-Yo, stop dickeatin, yo.

3a.Yo them bitches is dickeatin...they all on me!

by Tim Leezy September 23, 2008

Sickation

Using sick time at work to get a paid vacation because you are about to lose your accumulated sick time or because you want days off but have no more vacation time.

I really want to get away next week but I used all my vacation time, I'll just take a sickation.

by benny_hill_show June 28, 2008

Urpun Dicktionary

The name for which the founders of the web site UrbanDictionary.com undoubtedly meant to use, since an overwhelming number of entries are just bad puns by dudes obsessed with penis jokes.

Tom: Hey man, did you see Urban Dictionary's word of the day?
Casey: No. Was it another lame pun?
Tom: Oh, um, yeah... that website should just call itself UrPUN DICKtionary!
Casey: Please have sex one day.

by Christopholis February 8, 2008

Dickalingus

Playing the skin flute like a pro

Performing fellatio like its a language of love

Polite way of saying blowjob

Opposite of Cunnilingus

Jessica does dickalingus like a second language

by sambomac84 January 16, 2015

Urban Dicktionary

Urban dicktionary is when urban dictionary is simply a dick and won't add certain words

1: Oh I tried to add a word on urban dictionary
2: did it work
1: no
2: so u mean urban DICKTIONARY

by Random Words Blah Blah August 3, 2020

Dickflation

When dick is readily available and in excess, making females not appreciate dick and rendering it useless and/or devalued.

Yo, these females don't respect dudes anymore. These 4 be acting like 10's bruh, Dickflation got a bitch thinking she a baddie!

Hoes better recognize, dis dick ain't free! Dickflation got me fucked up!

by Suciopath April 23, 2021