3-tick-dick-flick

A 3-tick-dick-flick is when you reach the point of orgasm in 1.8 seconds (generally males).
The ever so growing MMORPG 'RuneScape', where the tick term derives, has a system of timed events based on ticks. These convert to around 0.6 seconds/tick.

Guy: Dude, I fucked this girl last night, but I 3-tick-dick-flicked her...

friend: Mate... that's rough; sorry, bro

by Nex (level:1001) May 30, 2016

tick dick

Guy whose dick swells due to the bite of a tick. Dick usually appears angry for 3 weeks.

Jeff went camping and all he came back with was tick dick. Now its the size of a pepperoni.

by D.D.T. May 29, 2006

tick dick

To have a dick so small that an elephant can't feel it.

I can't feel you, like a elephant, getting fucked with a tick dick.

-Lil Wayne

by Songdefiner November 29, 2016

Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)

Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.

by Oscape September 21, 2021

dick tickler

-slang for mustache

That old, toothless Scottish bastard has a bunch of cum caught in his dick tickler from sucking his brothers cock.

by scream_clarity September 10, 2011

dick ticket

-to give someone the OK to ride/bang.

Bro: Yeah, dude. She's hot as fuck, i'd give her the dick ticket.
Bitch: You don't want that, she's ratchet.

by Unheroic January 15, 2014

Dick Tickle

When someone runs a finger up the shaft of your penis that causes you to laugh

Tegan: Come here daddy.
Me: why?
Tegan: I have a gift for you
I walk over and she pulls down my pants and underwear.
Me: What are you doing.
Tegan: giving you a dick tickle
She runs her finger down the shaft of my penis.
Me: laughs
Tegan: I know you want to cum in my mouth so let’s do it.

by Ilovedicktickles🍆 March 14, 2021