dick fuck

A way of sex by shoving small items down a man's pee pee hole.

Guy 1: "I was dick fucked so hard!"
Guy 2: "Holy shit! What did they put down your penis this time?"
Guy 1: "His penis!"
Guy 2: "that's nasty.."

by Burger King Whore January 22, 2012

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Dick fuck

A type of defencive tower in games that fire lasers at your paratroopers; especially prism towers from command and conquer red alert two.

"What?! That god damm dick fuck just zapped all my fucking paratroopers!"

by TomatoCzar May 09, 2008

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When a autistic person does something sus

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To stuff an unerect penis into the anus or vagina.

Bill was so drunk he couldn't get an erection. So, he strategically limp dick fucked Susan.

by Anonymous November 21, 2002

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A derogitory term to call someone who is being an asshole or has tricked you.

Max: Blow me jew.
Dan: Your a fuckin dick fuck.

Max: You tricked me, you fuckin dick fuck.

by TrippinBallz July 16, 2008

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1.Your a dick-fuck!

by Upindasky October 17, 2009

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When you slip your dick into your girls ass and make more room for you hand, fucking her with your dick an fist at once

Dick fuck fisting is a new sensation dad, i swear its not a phase- Girl

by Noodle fish September 07, 2016

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